October is the month for vampires - the creatures that stalk you from the shadows and come suck the life out of you, draining you. Well in the writing world, vampires are lurking year round. Have you ever had just a small success and the minute you do, you have people coming out from places you didn’t even know existed just to ask you questions like:
Tell me EVERYTHING.
How did you get your book published?
Where do I go to get my work published?
Can I have your contact list?
Can you look over my manuscript and tell me what’s wrong?
Do you have an agent? How did you get one?
and the list of questions goes on and on and on.
As a writer, you know how much work you put into it. It’s a 24/7 job. If you aren’t physically writing, you’re mentally writing and plotting. And when you are not writing on paper or in your head you are navigating the confusing waters of the publishing business. So now you have a writer who isn’t willing to do all the hard work – they want it all for free - from you! The writing world is one of the nicest communities there is. We understand each other and share as much as we can…but there is a limit. Sure I will tell you everything I’ve learned in the past 3 years working in the business but you better buy a dang book from me or have something else to offer. I know it sounds cruel and bitchy but you will understand if you’ve ever been in the situation before. I’ve had friends who have been cornered in the public bathroom at writing conferences by people wanting to pick their brain. Those bathroom trolls had not purchased the author's book and didn’t even intend to. They wanted one thing – to suck that author dry. That’s just bad etiquette. If you ever want to talk to an author and you know it’s an in-depth conversation, for goodness sake, buy their book and ask them to autograph it and THEN ask your question. Authors make so little off their book and hardly anything on conferences. We need to buy groceries too!
DON’T BE A VAMPIRE!